“While we were courting, I noticed that whenever it rained a little her eyes would light up, and she’d whisper to herself, ‘weather for leather.’ I thought nothing of it for I assumed she meant she would get the proper gear for a rainy day. Yeah, she did…but it was not what I had imagined.

“On our honeymoon, lightning and thunder filled the sky and the rain commenced a heavy downpour just as I turned out the lights in our newly- wed suite.

“In no time at all, she whipped out some leather and all i could do was run helter-skelter buck naked from that room. I never looked back…and up to today whenever a date tells me she likes weather for leather, I take off full speed”…”The Life and Times of Johnny Amazon”