“It’s important to pay heed and listen carefully to what you hear whenever you are on a new date. Mis-hearing can cost you a wasted effort.

“I once misheard what a blind date was remarking, when she whispered to me softly, “I am a sex addict.”

“I later discovered, much to my chagrin, that what she said was that she was a TEXT addict..damn…now I spend all my nights hugging my pillow while she texts away…”…”The Life and Times of Johnny Amazon”