“Many fellas in-box me all the time asking for advice on how to snag a lovely lady. They make me feel like a guru, an expert, or a sensation, just because I happen to have a gorgeous life partner, and the cutest ladies anywhere, on my friends’ list.

“Fellas, I’m just a simple, modest, self-effacing guy. I know nothing much about the art of dating or of the techniques that a man should use to attract a hot or sexy lady, or any lady for that matter. I’ve always been one to shyaway from drama or pretext or clever moves when it comes to the ladies. In my single days, I always pretended to be me and only me.

“But hey, I know that my male friends believe that, as a writer I have some tips worthy of sharing. I really have none – but here’s what I would recommend. Every time you see an attractive lady acquaintance or friend pass by your way, compliment her. Always tell her how awesome and marvelous she looks. Compliment her on her hair, her smile, her attire. Serenade her and shower her with poetic verses as often as you can.

“Hey, you never know! One day you might end up shipwrecked and marooned on an island alone with one of those ladies! Then, when she recalls all the nice things you always told her, you might just begin to look good compared to the chimp running around, scratching, and grunting noisily!”……”Tips For My Male Buddies”…Miles Alex.