“In these days of political correctness and trying to do the right thing, both men and women need to ensure that there are no misunderstandings in their relationships with each other. For example, many ladies rightfully wanna know whether a man is actually trying to hit on them, is hitting on them, wants to hit on them, or none of the above. Below, ladies, are just a few friendly pointers from your friendly neighbor, Miles Alex.

“If a man tips his hat and says, ‘Good morning’ or ‘hello,’ he’s just being courteous. If he whistles as you walk by, check first to see if he’s blowing a flute, has on a turban, and carries a snake in a basket. If all of the above, then, no, he’s not hitting on you, he’s just a snake charmer seeking an audience.

“Now, if a male, whom you know as an acquaintance, always does you an unsolicited favor, or regularly offers to do something for you, well, you have a really awesome, friendly, helpful person there for you!

“If he never fails to ask, though, to come up for coffee late at night when you’re alone, you might have a potential paramour – or it could be he’s just a late night coffee drinker not remotely trying to hit on you. If you’re unsure and have no interest in this dude other than for his kind gestures, play it safe.

“Give him a few bucks and point him to the nearest Dunkin Donuts which serves freshly brewed coffee 24/7”…..”Helpful Tips for the Ladies”…