“I can never figure why some people get scared when there’s a full moon. I mean, that’s all just superstition. A full moon is no cause to be terrified! In fact, I feel quite the opposite. I’m usually so happy and excited that I run out of my house and prance around in my night wear shouting out loudly for all the world to hear what a lovely, bright evening it is!

“For some reason, my neighbors all slam their windows and doors shut. Phew! Sure is a mess living among people with false notions about moons and ladders and black cats!”.