“Here in the Northeast USA, I hear attractive people complain all the time during the winter months that it’s so darned cold and unbearable. Yet, I often see the same folks scurrying around outside wearing mini-skirts, sleeveless tops, and no hats.
“I tell ya, it pays to not be good-looking. See, take me, for example, I don’t have to make snap decisions when the temps plunge on whether to put health before beauty or beauty before health.
“I bundle up with my ski-mask, ear muffs, hoodie, and I’m all set. And for some strange reason, people always open their wallets and give me money when I’m out there snarling at the frigid temps!
“Yeah, let those with beauty and options debate what to do! I’m all set for the winter months.”…”Escapades of Miles Alex”