“We hung out uptown a lot and she seemed quite nice and friendly.

“For some reason though, I got the feeling she was a fake blonde…and I wondered why she would do that ’cause I’m not a fella that cares whether a woman is blonde or not. Despite my suspicions, she insisted that that was the real thing.

“Well, she forgot that I would find out the truth downtown”…”The Life and Times of Johnny Amazon”