“Gorgeous women come up to me all the time whenever I step out, and ask me if I’m taken.

“When I say, ‘Yes, I am,’ they suck their teeth and walk away – mumbling how hard it is to find a cab in NYC.

“Guess when the summer is over, I’m gonna have to return this NYC Taxi & Limo T-shirt that my cheapo cousin gave me as a gift last Christmas.”….”The Life and Times of Johnny Amazon”